From a logical point of view

If you want to be happy, living a kings life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
If you want to be happy, living a kings life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
Now all you got to do is just what i say
And then you may be jolly merry and gay, therefore
From a logical point of view, better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, always marry a woman uglier than you

A pretty woman make a husband look small
And very often cause his down fall
Soon as she married there and then she start
to do the things that will break your heart
and when you think that she is belonging to you
she`s calling somebody else to do.
From a logical point of view, better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, always marry a woman uglier than you

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You can be sure you will be happy in all your life
She will never do things in a funny way
To allow the neighbors have their things to say
She wouldn`t disregard her husband at all
By exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul.
From a logical point of view, better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, always marry a woman uglier than you

An ugly woman gives you your meals on time
And try to make you comfortable in mind
At time when you lay sick in your cozy bed
She will both caress you and scratch your head
And not a minute in the night will she live you alone
It seems she want to milk the cold from your bone.
From a logical point of view, better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, always marry a woman uglier than you